I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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