Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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