You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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