So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
