Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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