She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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