she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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