Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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