If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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