Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i think i have two assholes
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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