I think I just saw someone hide a body.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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