Christians are straight up FREAKS
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
