awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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