Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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