I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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