Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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