I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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