ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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