I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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