last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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