I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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