I faked an abortion last night.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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