i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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