in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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