I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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