Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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