just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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