forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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