found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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