I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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