with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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