I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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