Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We don't watch enough power rangers
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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