So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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