"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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