Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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