eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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