Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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