He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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