they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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