youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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