Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize