Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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