You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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