I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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