is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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