awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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