Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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