You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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