Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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