Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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