I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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