I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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