jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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