did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
