So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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