ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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