How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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